Man, I wonder how far Jake and Tiffany's past goes. I hope the show expands upon it in a future episode just like Simon and Marcy.

Female Genitalia Disorderly Conduct would've been too long.

Ba-dum bum.

I loved how that bitch Marsha Backwood assumed Dean was an illegal gardener just because he was wearing a hairnet. Nothing like good, old-fashioned, hilarious cartoon racism.

Well, you can't blame him for using that reference. She literally looks like a feral cat that got burned in a fire.

Hank is totally turning into a full-fledged badass this season. I'm diggin' it.

When Hatred referenced Jocelyn Wildenstein, I laughed my fucking ass off for two whole minutes. Such a great and unexpected moment.

So do they eventually get fired and go to work for Bing?

Just imagine if Whedon made an Avengers-Shakespeare mash-up. I think the inner geek in me would spontaneously explode.

Another poorly-executed horror movie with a promising premise that'll probably be forgotten by the end of the summer. Might as well wait to rent it for a good laugh.

Google product placement, two stars trying to milk off of the success of an eight-year-old comedy, and a shitload of unfunny sight gags. Slap on a PG-13 rating and you've got yourself one stinker of a movie.

It's funny 'cause it's true.

"And I thought I told you to go fuck yourself."

"Um, you have a little bit of.."

Is it weird that I initially thought the Asian Albino was Judi Dench with a bowl cut?

Billy, eat the damn pennies already!

Damn straight. I could wait an entire fucking decade for a season full of hour-long episodes just for the quality alone. That's how much I love this show.

I'd love to see a spin-off series called "Everybody Hates H.E.L.P.eR."

Dean's genital-touching sequence had me laughing on the fucking floor. That alone made the entire episode for me.

I can't fucking tell you how excited I am for the return of The Venture Bros. tonight. So much crazy shit happened in "P.R.O.M." that I don't even know what to predict for this season. All I know is I can't wait for this epic fucking premiere!