Well, let's at least hope that it doesn't suck worse than Superman Returns.

"Dammit, someone gave Iron Man 3 a less-than-stellar grade. Well, I guess it's not worth seeing then," said no one ever.

Please don't disappoint, Man of Steel. Please don't fucking disappoint.

Jesus, A.A. Way to be such a stick in the mud.

Do you smell that? A shitstorm's a-brewin'.

I left in the middle of the song.

I've listened to this remix over a hundred fucking times over the years and I still can't get enough of it.

I don't care that it's offensive. I fucking love offensive humor. I've just had it with Family Guy's predictable, lazy, clichéd endings where the characters never change or learn a lesson. I know the writers have stuck to that formula since the beginning, but man, does it gets old.

Brian: Uh…do I know you?

Way to go, Family Guy. You just had to play the stupid fucking misogyny card, didn't you?

Me too. That was pretty fucking hilarious.

Don't you turn off that monitor. Don't do it. At least say goodbye first! At the very least, you owe me a goodbye!

So I guess Seth just decided to give Stan the same barking voice as Brian. Makes sense…sorta.

Understatement of the fucking century.

Francine, look at me. This is the best…example of terrible lemonade I've ever tasted. Throw it away.

Who else wishes Kevin Costner had a fucking mansion like that? God, I wish he did.

Moral of the episode: Don't fuck with Dick, 'cause Dick will fuck you right back.

Sanders: I'm telling you, it's like, this big.

The comeback of the Stelio Kontos theme sealed the deal for me. This episode is fucking gold.

Agreed. The "Road to" plots are always worth looking forward to. And the "Road to Vegas" episode should be no exception.