The only time I genuinely laughed during this episode was at the beginning with that strangely awesome American Dad/King of the Hill crossover dream sequence. A very nice way to move into the King of the Hill theme spoof. But, as per usual, FG failed to impress. The whole plot with Peter going feral in the wilderness…

Another Simpsons episode with a decent couch gag and a crappy plot. What else is new?

I had to watch this cinematic turd after losing a dare. It wasn't worth it.

The community gave this piece of refried donkey shit an A? Are you all fucking high?

Point taken, bitch.

So to survive a school shooting in the Glee universe, all you have to do is essentially talk and scream as loudly as fucking possible and move about every which way?

When I saw that the Down's syndrome bitch was the one who brought the gun to school, I laughed my fucking ass off.

Emmy-worthy, my ass. This episode was crap. Absolute crap.

God-fucking-damnit, Glee. You just had to do a fucking school shooting episode, didn't you? That had to be the most offensively contrived, ridiculously overdramatic bullshit I've ever seen. And that scene where all the Glee kids kept moving around when there was a fucking shooter in the building was so stupid. I'm…

Just when I think this show can't get any fucking better, it does by a million miles. This was easily one of the most entertaining episodes of GF so far. Keep 'em coming, Alex Hirsch!

"And now you know where babies come from."

Why yes, with a little dash of Tyler Perry and some more Tyler Perry on the side, if you'd be so kind.

Either that or she commits suicide in the most over-the-top way possible.

Summary of every Tyler Perry movie ever made: strong black woman falls in love, realizes her relationship is shit, falls madly in love with another man, realizes the man she was previously with was the one for her (or vice versa), comedic relief in the form of Madea and/or a pointless white character

They're both pieces of shit, but this one was just slightly worse. I feel ashamed that I even saw both films in the first place.

Tyler Perry Presents Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Tyler Perry Reunion 2: The Return of Tyler Perry, by Tyler Perry

Unfortunately, no one fucking dies, not even the bad guy. Everyone contracts AIDS from him and they all just go on living out their worthless lives.

My girlfriend made me see it with her because she loves those kinds of cheesy PG-13 dramas. But Jesus Christ, this piece of shit made every Nicholas Sparks movie look Oscar-worthy by comparison.

The "plot twist", if there even was one, was that Robbie Jones was the bad guy, even though they already spoiled that in the trailers. Oh, and apparently he had AIDS, so yeah. No fucking subtlety. And of course, like in every Tyler Perry film, the story was drenched in sappy melodrama and Christian morals.

Kim Kardashian makes Rob Schneider look like a potential Oscar winner. That's how bad she is.