GOB was learning life lessons all over the place.

GOB was learning life lessons all over the place.

Yeah, Gob neither knew nor cared about the answer to George Michael's question.

Yeah, Gob neither knew nor cared about the answer to George Michael's question.

It's a tough one, but Caplan, because of Party Down.

It's a tough one, but Caplan, because of Party Down.

Oh man, that's wonderful.  Time to bust out League on the ol' hard drive, I read it before House of Leaves and I need to see this for myself.

Oh man, that's wonderful.  Time to bust out League on the ol' hard drive, I read it before House of Leaves and I need to see this for myself.

Shower fears know no rhyme or reason.  Also, no bathroom door lock.  But mostly the former.  As @avclub-8dd007f4a97be79c135c67999bf5b27e:disqus said, there could always be someone on the other side of the door, anyway.

Shower fears know no rhyme or reason.  Also, no bathroom door lock.  But mostly the former.  As @avclub-8dd007f4a97be79c135c67999bf5b27e:disqus said, there could always be someone on the other side of the door, anyway.

Almost 1300 comments, which I have read in full, and not one mention of The Squirrel Machine.  You should all be ashamed of yourselves.  And after wallowing in your shame, go read The Squirrel Machine.  It's great.

Almost 1300 comments, which I have read in full, and not one mention of The Squirrel Machine.  You should all be ashamed of yourselves.  And after wallowing in your shame, go read The Squirrel Machine.  It's great.

Heard this one at a sleepover.

Heard this one at a sleepover.

The scene between Merry and her father in Merry's apartment (you know the one) was terribly painful to read, and I do not have a baby daughter.  Totally plausible answer.

The scene between Merry and her father in Merry's apartment (you know the one) was terribly painful to read, and I do not have a baby daughter.  Totally plausible answer.

Such a small part, but it is easily one of the creepiest parts of the book.  Reading that sentence just now gave me chills.

Such a small part, but it is easily one of the creepiest parts of the book.  Reading that sentence just now gave me chills.

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