They're named after a scale for penis firmness. They're supposed to be ridiculous.

Has anyone seen Banana and Cucumber? Are they good?

OR YOU KNOW YOU COULD JUST ADAPT THAT KICKASS GRITTY POWER RANGERS SHORT INTO A MOVIE

Thanks :)

Thanks, it's one of those wierd dissociative flus where your body aches all over and you feel like you're in a dream and you remember early memories you thought were long forgotten. Hopefully it'll be over before my classes start next week.

I've been sick as all hell and am now fucked up on vicodin to help with my cough.

WE CAN'T FIGHT THE MOON

LAST TANGO IN PARIS IS A BEAUTIFUL FILM

Nothing is hotter than dehumanization.

*living organism
*matter

All I see is terrible acting and worse writing.

See also: literally every other parental figure on the show.

Perhaps. We shall see what comes of it in S2.

ALL THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE ARE MONSTERS CARRIE

I am going to watch the shit out of this. This sounds awesome as fuck.

Fun Fact: That sound (which appears in alot of the scenes of the infected) is actually the sound of glaciers moving and shifting.

If the show-runners play their cards right, I have a feeling the wasps are just the beginning of the horrors lurking beneath the glacier.

My favorite part of Hildur/Eric's arc is that Eric is completely aware of how insane his wife's plan for the ice hotel are, but backs her up because he loves her/she's the best leader the town has.

I want more insane parasites/monsters from prehistoric Earth, Fortitude! I want an EXPONENTIAL growth in batshit bugfuckery DAMNIT!

Hey Carrie guess what - your new dad is a killer cop and your new mom is in a coma! Also we burned your old dad!