Twilight.

I usually just try to write light romantic comedies and they devolve into psychological horror, so I may not be the best person to ask, but…

Objectively it's at least 3 times as bad.

BEST! HATESEX! EVER!

i'm going to have to get incredibly high so I don't feel shame while watching this you bastard

I'll give it a shot for the lesbian subtext, hopefully it won't go as badly as Revolutionary Girl Utena, which was…not what I expected. *shudders*

Unrelated, but is Xena: Warrior Princess still worth watching? I try to watch a lot of older TV shows, but the pacing/dated humor usually kills me.

Who knew that placing the people who benefit the most from controlling public knowledge in charge of education could turn out so badly?

GOOD.

I liked this show better when it was called Snail Down.

Is this the place where we talk about our burning desire to sleep with David Tennant?

*dies from overly sedentary lifestyle*

GOTTA LOVE GAME OF THRONES AND ITS HILARIOUSLY OVERWROUGHT METAPHORS

BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI

I'm honestly more annoyed about all the jokes about it at this point because they're so fucking dumb and offer zero insight/value as political humor.

Now that was an uncomfortable experience.

I think the difference between this piece of shit and a movie about a black guy fleeing lynch mobs is that the former is not anchored in any sort of reality because of how genericized it is, while the latter is all too real.

I too was surprised at how racist it was- it's essentially a zombie movie with racist caricatures of Southeast Asian people instead of zombies.

The AV Club
I gave up years ago.

THIS WAS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. I'VE HONESTLY GIVEN UP AT THIS POINT.