I'm just imagining Mr. Whispers as a genderbent version of this:

Oh absolutely, and I think that would actually be a good subject for a film or drama.

I've seen the greatest minds of my generation destroyed by word finds.

I feel like many polyamorous relationships would be pretty boring for TV as well because they're full of dramatically uninteresting things like "communication" and "setting boundaries" and "emotional responsibility" and "overcoming jealousy". Part of this is because most of the culture of polyamory is based on guides…

YES

You just had to fucking chose the worst possible example, didn't you?

MANASS MANASS MANASS

Also let's never mention the P-word, the love triangle killer, the resolver of the bullshit zero-sum game of Hollywood love. Because two is the only number that can work. Two people providing for the near entirety of each other's emotional and sexual needs. Yup.

To be fair to Amy Schumer all humans are fucking disgusting. We're filthy filthy creatures.

BLEH IS THIS SHOW'S ETHOS!

666

Those are usually the words I use to explain Batman to newbies.

*SCREAMS WITH TENUOUS GLEE*

Some people just haven't looked on down from the bridge…

And another important lesson: you can never trust the pigs.

DO YOU EVEN NEOCLASSICAL ECONOMICS BRO

It's a thing.

SPIRAL GEMS MOTHERFUCKER

YOU FUCKING MONSTER

FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT