You're good at describing the faults of other rappers; why not explain what's so great about Minaj?

Is weed big in the South?
I always assumed that pot use might be lower amongst Southerners, what with so many of them being Jesus-loving red-staters. But, now that I think about it, I guess pot use might be attractive to Confederate flag flying folk, as another way of saying "fuck you" to the federal government. How…

Montypark: You live on 25,000 dollars a year?

The one Men's Rights argument that I've encountered which seems to hold any water is the notion that men in need receive less aid than women/families.
TANF and other social support programs target more of their money towards families and single mothers.  I know that if I was in need, it would be easy to resent the fact…

I'm pretty sure I watched this in my seventh grade health class, when they were teaching us the importance of safe sex.

There is no Pepe Sylvia. The man does not exist. This company is being bled like a stuck pig!

Whew. When I saw the title I was worried she had called Ray Charles a "blind, ignorant n—ger".

What episode was that?

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Given his history, can we be sure Dane Cook didn't steal that joke from Russel Brand?

Hydrox has better creme (and the cookies don't seem at all different to me). It's much less sweet, has a more 'floury' texture, and you can taste the vanilla more.

"That's so weird. You're so weird. I'm so weird for noticing that and pointing it out in the weird way I do."

I've read his book and seen some of his stand-up. He seems quite self-aware about being a preening, narcissistic clown, and he's often really funny, so he gets a pass from me.

I don't want to be a dick, and I could never be a professional writer/critic, but:

Take out the first sentence and you could be reading MY diary.

Or transgender people, the homeless, the ugly, the poor…
(are we talking about Friends or HIMYM? I guess it doesn't matter)

-DARY!

The new Shins song sounds like a Shins song. Hmm.

Cut him some slack. It's hard to summon up the strength to make interesting comments when you're coming off a three day ecstasy binge.

Amy Poehler
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (1990)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (present day)
Elisabeth Moss
Winona Ryder
Zooey Deschanel
Emily Deschanel