Fun Fact: Joseph Smith didn't really like the Song of Solomon either. Right before he died he started a project called the Joseph Smith Translation of the Bible, where he went back through the Old and New testaments adding cute little footnotes 'correcting' various 'errors'. He felt that the Song of Solomon should…

Don't answer the door if he comes trick or treating.

I saw Chris Marsh at a McDonalds in Wyoming a couple of years ago. I was on my way into the bathroom, he was coming out. I stopped and stared, and he glanced at me and seemed annoyed. I bought an extra Big Mac in his honor.

Knock knock!
Who's th-
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!