ROBIN KLEIN! NEVER FORGET!

It's like meth, only more addictive.

I just watched it three times in row. It is the worst thing since The Spanish Inquisition.

"Foodfight! was apparently made for a very strange, very specific
audience of small children, branding super-freaks, furries, perverts,
and people who’ve always fantasized about fucking Mrs. Butterworth."

Maltin also wrote one of the best reviews of all time, when he reviewed "Police Academy 4" (or maybe 3, it has slipped my mind).

HULK SMASH!

"Zippos are only a couple of bucks". A Zippo costs about 20-30$ for an original.

The Insider is formidable. Brilliantly restrained performance by Russel Crowe too.

This was supposed to be a fun little feature, where smart people riffed on why they didn't like this or that song. It could be cool if they went a little deeper, and analysed the songs and what makes them bad. Instead it always comes off as shallow and petty pitchfork-darlings shooting fish in barrel.

This is still Damons finest hour. He should have had an Oscar to show for it. It's one of the most beautiful movies ever shot, and right under the surface it's infested with the rot and worms of pettiness and egomania. Jude Law is equally mesmerizing in it, and perfectly cast.

…OF KOCH

That… That is brilliant! *wipes single tear from cheek*

But what of the Lebowski Little Urban Achiever Award? Is that given out every year?

YOU CANNOT PETITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER!

Why not??

I had a jerk tear once. Two stitches and a week and a half of incredibly painful sexual frustration…

That akward moment when you realise the music video you just spend two moths shooting makes everybody in the room sea sick…

I would watch the fuck out of a female Bond!

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the North Koreans don't "hide away" handicapped people. They "don't have handicapped people" in NK, as they say themselves. Read into that what you want…

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the North Koreans don't "hide away" handicapped people. They "don't have handicapped people" in NK, as they say themselves. Read into that what you want…