I think the egg-frying bit was so that when Louie comes back from the madness he saw with the bum-switching, rather than come back to the drab reality of his aggressive friend and the sad sack who lived in the apartment, he's put more off balance because now she's cooking the guy breakfast.

Register a shotgun? What sort of totalitarian nightmare world do you live in? Obviously one outside the midwest, and definitely not in Texas.

When life gives you razor blades, don't make razorade - make life take the lemons back! And attach them to a bat…no…that sorta fell apart on me…

If Eli Roth watched Black Christmas until it lived in his brain and made Thanksgiving, I would watch the hell out of that.

No, it isn't a cry for help, its a cry for more goddam attention, like most people pulling that shit.

I gotta go with Oi, that scene makes me howl every time. Given that we now know how much Charlie obsessively watches Apocalypse, I'll laugh even harder.

RfaD makes me angry just thinking about it. There is not a single good feeling when you wrap that movie up…life is a giant ass and it shits on you constantly…thanks for the reminder movie, needed that. Oh, and drugs are bad…hadn't figured that one out either.

I thought maybe he meant Kevin Pollak portraying Todd Hockney's death in Usual Suspects…

Wait, wait, I wanna hear how Portal is generic and derivative, its bound to be a doozy.

And then I carried it through a disintegration field, when it then said "at least you tried…" as it burned…poor lil fella, all he wanted to do was kill.

I may or may not play the Co-op, but having just finished the single player…yeah, I'm just giving it game of the year right now. It meets every benchmark from the original, and then exceeds them in terms of creative puzzles, innovative use of environment, story writing, and voice acting. Extremely satisfying in a way…

I still need to watch this movie, but I always enjoy reading people talk about it…not sure why I put off seeing it.

As luck would have it, I missed all previous posts by this gimmick, so coming to it new I found it very funny…he does manage to write it so that Stan Lee's voice is in your head, just like Farnsworth (Good news!), so that was pretty well done.

Every part of Zim is the best part, fuck the haters. Just because some lame-asses claim it as their own doesn't mean they can have it! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!

Yeah, I was really impressed by Lexi's post and it made me sad to realize how much of my Japanese history course I've already forgotten thanks to the working world…I wonder if I still have some of those texts I didn't sell back packed away…

Wait, I thought you were an Aussie…did we manage to spread that particular…nickname all the way down there too? The South lives on…

Something something firstie griefing 'Crysis 1'…

From earlier: They sell a Scotch that's less than 12 years old? Good God, what won't savages drink?

Well, judging from the 2nd clip, if you enjoy watching screensavers, this is just the movie for you!