Best definition of Redemption Island comes from Cock Ring: "A lot of people view [Redemption Island] as a chance to get back in the game. I view it as a chance for extended failure and more depression."

And when she turned sweeter
The reason (between you and me) was
She'd just seen my green Lamborghini

No. Played very loudly through widely spaced speakers , The Final Cut is a sonic masterpiece. I like it better than The Wall for many reasons, one of which is that it's just shorter and therefore a more concentrated experience. But I've got to be stoned to the Bee-Jesus belt for it.

*Face Palm* You are correct!

I genuinely liked Jim because of this comment he made. He's certainly smarter, socially, than Cock Ring. The comment above about millennial coolness sounds like jealousy. Medicinal Marijuana Dispenser is way cooler than AV Club Poster any day.

Really?

I used to love Netflix. Now, not so much.

But I liked it. A lot. People under pressure are always more interesting than those that Pagong along.

Sophie. Ah, Sophie. It's good to have a young woman who isn't a super model or has some gimmick.

And the cowboy—I forget his name. Can we just call him "The Village Person."

OK, let's do the cast breakdown here by name. I'll start with Semhharrrrrrrrerrrr. I thought her poetry sucked. I wonder if she pays rent by stripping. I'm just gonna go find an ATM.

Didn't Mesmer do a lot of hypnotizing? That line bothered me as much as the people on this show who talk about giving 110%.

My prediction: RR will only show up in seasons where they want two returning players and have to reassure them they won't be the first ones voted off. They'll drop it from "normal" seasons if it sucks this time as bad as it did last season, although a huge part of that blame lands on the righteous shoulders of Jesus.…

I think we can all agree that the preferred nomenclature is "Hantzlet," dude.

reading list
I went on an apocalypse reading binge last year but never read "A Canticle For Leibowitz", "Lucifer's Hammer" or "Hatchet" so I'll definitely be checking those out.

Here's how it plays out
Matt's question, "What is survivor doing to us?" is prescient. This is an all new wrinkle and here's how it'll go down.

"Reanimator?"

"Reanimator?"

I for one would like to see…
Jake Loyd's bowl haircut in all it's dimensional glory