These Freakonomics guys
forgot to mention the inherent risk of running into nose-bitten former clients.

Hang in there Keith
Sorry for your loss.

I'm still waiting for GOOP Dreams: the adventures of Gwynyth Paltrow and her many, many casual celebrity acquaintances with whom she is on a first name basis.

Planck Robbers

What about Stephen Hawking?

Well played indeed. Gotta love a dead celebrity commenter who takes constructive criticism (and requests).

How do you feel about this "Chuck Yeager" crackpot that keeps claiming that he, not you, broke the sound barrier?

You need to sign up for Tasha Robinson's "films of the century" newsletter. That's where I heard about it.

I used to love that sketch, so I'm not sure why this schtick isn't working for me. That "living in a van down by the river" character might be a better choice for a theme commenter.

The return of blaxpolitation?
Nice! I knew I voted for Obama for a reason!

So…
does Nancy Grace get a writing credit for this movie?

I will only watch this
if it involves some form of animated beat-down of Justin "I'm a Mac" Long. Seriously… Seth's not above it and it would be kinda funny.

Windows 7
"Compatible with any PC, regardless of how many giggity-giggity-gigabytes the memory holds!"

That embarrassing Gene-Simmons-on-prostitute sex tape from a few years ago… although I don't think it was sanctioned by the band and it won't cost you anything to see, so I guess that's not technically "merch".

And his vocabulary is limited to "it pairs well with the wine"/"it doesn't pair well with the wine".

You're gonna need these guys once you're released from the burn unit.

I know it's been said before, but the show overdoing it with the whole "competition between brothers" thing. I don't need a reaction shot from Mike every time something is said to/by/about Brian, and vice versa.

I knew Ash was the one going home after they interrogatated the bottom 3 about their dishes. Tom pretty much told him him that he's done nothing throughout the whole competition and that he didn't deserve to be there.

So you're saying the Secret Girlfriend guy is actually a better populist role model, Shaggy?

Best Jake Ryan?
Michael Schoeffling of course. I'd love to see someone else take over Molly Ringwald's character though.