O'Reilly does NOT support the public option (or so he now claims), TomWaits, and he was absolutely apopleptic over the stories saying that he did support it. he went into his usual "the liberal media twists everything I say!" schtick. Too lazy to dig up links to what he originally said and his later reactions, but…

Well, yeah… but not THAT smart.

Ah, Spellcheck - the Great Equalizer. He was a star, but now he's just another commenter.

Also, you can get Wayans for hundreds of dollars but have to pay Murphy millions of dollars.

Nabin never smiles in photographs.

Day was actually my intro to Romero. Not a bad gateway - it gives you the general idea of what Romero's about (gory survivalism with a healthy does of social allegory).

Play Margaritaville!

But then we would have gotten to see him in hilarious multiple roles as Pryor's crotchety old grandfather, overweight, flatulent uncle, and doting, voluptuous mother.

Looking forward to this ONE? Thought you got away with that firstie attempt, didn't you? Well, sorry, but the only acceptable firstie for a Chris Rock-related article is "lemme get one rib."

Zack Braff as Lenny Bruce!

The Richard Grieco vehicle
Was it an I-Roc, or a black Monte Carlo with red striping amd rims? Seriously, it amuses the shit out of me that there was once a film that qualified as "a Richard Grieco vehicle".

*Barfman kneels before Zod. Barfs.*

Jessica Biel dated Derek Jeter and probably now has herpes. Other types of venereal diseases: HPV, genital warts, the clap.

*Barfman reportedly sulking and laying low at Fortress of Vomitude*

Alternatively: Dina fire.

I sometimes suffer from premature hyphenation. I need to think about Dina Lohan next time - I'll hold out longer.

Enjoy that ha-ncer-AIDS.

It definitely has a positive connotation on Phloston Paradise.

Be sure to ingratiate yourself with the locals by calling it "Strong Island".

Don't be such a heel, Turd.