We've mananged to shield my daughter from all things Disney so far (especially the princess stuff), but she's only 8 months old. It's good to know that at two years we might still be fighting the good fight like you, but to answer your question: no, there is no hope for any of us. I can say with absolute certainty…

Black Ouija
Can the release of a Ouija board for black folks be far behind?

I had to read that four or five times before I got the joke, but it was worth it. You've been hit or miss lately, Caruso, but this was one of your better entries.

Yeah, I'm ignoring the letter grade here and going with the substance of the review. I'm one of those people that got bored with Shepherd's Dog pretty quickly, so I'm looking forward to hearing something closer to his earlier, edgier (if anything by I&W can actually be considered "edgy") stuff.

Wait, did I just convince ZMF that he should reproduce?

C'mon, Denby, can't you picture Riff beaming with pride as the teacher announces

That is disappointing… "Riff Motherfucker" has a certain ring to it.

Nothing a good lung massage won't fix, Riff.

That's how I felt after I saw Thank You For Somking. I had to watch it three times before I realized Maria Bello wasn't goingto show her tits in this one.

Could he BE more of a draw?

Firsties never cured anything, Evel. Next time just use a little Tussin.

There are enough of them on ice in Prison Wine's bathtub to cover a few month's worth of transplants, I'm sure.

Just so long as none of the money goes to Rush Limbaugh when Wanda Sykes' curse takes effect.

Or Public Enemas, Rev. (although it might be hard to tell because the seats will all be wet in that one also).

Ah, good old Chappy Sinclair. Iron Eagle was actually the go-to so-bad-it's-good movie to watch ironically among my friends and I in college. There is actually a scene where he pops a tape into the cassette player in his fighter jet (yes, I said the cassette player in his fighter jet) because it will help them "make…

You paid money to see that movie, Louis? Then I sentence you to watch it for another 50 cycles… with endless options for renewal! Bwaaaahaaahaaahaa!

Actually, Stu Scott and his glass eye will be playing Sammy Davis Jr. in Scorcese's Sinatra flick.

Alberto Gonzales? He speaks Spanish and is probably hostile to alternative energy sources. Sorry, I got nothin' today.

Only Keanu Reeves
has the range to play both of these parts. Dr. Jekyl could be all like "whoa", and then Mr. Hyde would be all like "WHOA!"

Ooga chaka ooga ooga…