I've been to Denmark - I found the inhabitants to have a very pleasant fragrance. What do have against the smell of Danes?

It is easier for a camel to pass through the nozzle of a douche than for Dane Cook to get into heaven.

Tonight's Top Ten *drum roll*
Top 10 most appealing gruesome death scenarios to imagine Lauren Conrad in…

Need I remind you of the dangers of anthropomorphizing Dane Cook?

Surely you wouldn't oppose a remake of "The Final Sacrifice", Rowsdower?

Predator vs. Predatory Lenders
Chris Hanson vs. Predator (didn't somebody do this one already?)

Jeez you got a big pussy.
Jeez you got a big pussy.

Are you Trent Reznor's mom, Reck?

Dick Armey

@ Isaac Yankem: yes, the title was accurate, but that film lacked the deep emotional connection of Interracial Holestretchers 2.

@ricin: Try telling people that if they reply and get 5 friends to reply, good fortune will befall them (be sure to post a cute picture of a cat taking a nap with a dog or some shit like that too).

Yeah, you'd think after working in the diner with Alice and the other waitresses for so long he'd develop a little empathy.

Damn, how could I have forgotten Doug?

Actually, he looks like he just let one go. That's an "it wasn't me" face if I ever saw one.

Question (especially for New York area commenters):
the dad from the cell phone commercial - more superdelicious as Klebanow from The Wire, or the guy singing and dancing in the Mohegan Sun casino commercial?

I think your science text book is a little outdated, Jorge. That theory was abandoned in the early 90's. There are now two alternate theories of worst-band name, with Jimmie's Chicken Shack being the more widely recognized (though I'm in the 4 Non-Blondes camp myself).

As a recent first-time parent, I can confirm that babies and shit are kind of a package deal.

@ Stuff N Fluff: I don't think Kirk was criticizing Eastwood so much as just pointing out the irrefutable fact that he doesn't exactly exhibit a lot of range as an actor… unless he was seriously suggesting that Clint's acting is on par with Cera's, in which case he should stick to farting.

*inhales deeply*
Mmmm, Lucky Charms!

If Michael Cera gets a lifetime pass for that stuff, then surely we can let JL slide for a while longer for playing "Dr. Lexus" in Idiocracy?