$100 - $400 for seats? I live on the East Coast and its still crap news.

J-Lake sounds like a summer camp for Jewish singles.

You probably think the pet rock was a good idea, Steve (well, the guy did make a million dollars).

I don't want to brag or anything, but Mrs. Pendejo and I are going to be spending the weekend at a lovely central NJ bed & breakfast. We'll probably catch a movie, maybe do a little antiquing… there's even a golf museum in town! This is our first post-parenthood night out of the house, so I'm looking to really get…

@ Felix: you know, that guy who is obsesed with the band, and they borrow his car to go to the History of Rock N Roll Museum? He was a pizza delivery guy, wasn't he? Anyway, I'm pretty sure that's him in the commercial.

Sounds like the William H Macy character from Boogie Nights.

That's Michael Savage you're thinking of, Atheist. You orthodox types are always getting your facts mixed up. You should lighten up ad become a reformed, "cafeteria" atheist like me.

Are you sure you're a doctor?

I'd probably make it to church a lot more often if they handed out celebuvodka rather than that nasty table wine. Blood of Diddy > blood of Christ.

A little 901 tequila would go nicely with that.

Yes, you are. And the pizza delivery guy from the Tenacious D movie is watching you with a disturbed look on his face.

It's true - that's why Oasis never achived mainstream success over here.

I myself dabbled with pacifism at one point. Not in Nam, of course….

First among equally stupid.

A thread about regular commenters who contribute nothing other than bad attempts at humor and inside jokes, and not even a mention of me? Clearly I'm going to have to double my efforts here if I'm going to attract any troll hate.

I'll stick with my Remains of the Day lunchbox and My Dinner with Andre action figures, thank you.

It has ice cream on it.

That's unpossible!

Which Ben Fails 5 album isyour favorite, I wonder?

I'm gonna need a little more than Amelie's seal of approval to reach that same conclusion. Admittedly I didn't see much of that show, but I've seen enough of Kudrow to know that she's got only one weak-ass weapon in her comedic arsenal (that surprise-y, "this situation is awkward" face).