Prison Wine's Apartment: Where Beauty is in the Eye of the Knife-holder.

"We were rooting for you to stampede! We were all rooting for you!"

Soy Fi… the network for vegan nerds.

I should have been more clear: I have nothing but love for GLut.

That sucks, Sybil. Pretty much every migraine med I've ever taken has had unpleasant side effects.

I propose we make "velcord" a real word for the connected portion of two peoples' entangled hair.

Well done X-Ray.

Diffently? That's bad even by my standards. Then again, I was impersonating a creationist, so perhaps I just got to deep into character.

"Watching 'Miss March' I similarly found myself thinking, 'How did this get released theatrically?" and "How did this get green-lit?'"

The twig need not have been a part of a larger tree. As the Prime Mover, God could have designed the twig wholly and independently of any pre-existing branch. Don't let the evil-lutonists tell you diffently!

a.) Firsties do get occasional love when done creatively and cleverly;
b.) this particular firstie both failed and sucked;
c.) you should have been around for GLut.

A Comedy Central Roast of ZMF would not go well. I don't see him having much of a sense of humor about himself.

The Sun
That picture of the sun keeps pulsing strangely when I look at it. Is Amelie trying to hypnotize us?

I can't wait to see Jeffrey Ross dressed as Obama.

pull qoutes
"Miss March… is… very funny[!] [S]omewhat better [than] Ballistic:Ecks vs. Sever[!]"

That's because you saw that godawful mini-series, Fever Dog.

Oh boy, let's not start the old "what the plural of MILF" argument again.

Stephen King
I was obsessed with both Stephen King and comic books (mostly Marvel) in the mid-1980's, especially The Stand. I'm sorry to hear that the comic version is such a tedious read, but it sounds like maybe I shoud dust off my old horn-rimmed, tape-across-the-nose nerd glasses and check out those Dark Tower…

I hope the eventual MILF Magnet movie stays truer to its source material.

I can't believe that this warning is necessary for something produced by Burl, but it turns out that his blog is NSFW.