You dumb bastard, it's not a schooner, it's a sail boat.

You dumb bastard, it's not a schooner, it's a sail boat.

Ouch. I saw Prometheus in 2D at the first matinee showing of the day, so it was $6. Only one in the theater, too, it was nice. I live in Wichita, Kansas, and there's a very fancy, elegant theater here downtown that only charges $5 on Wednesdays. Some of the screens even have nice, cushy office type chairs with your…

Ouch. I saw Prometheus in 2D at the first matinee showing of the day, so it was $6. Only one in the theater, too, it was nice. I live in Wichita, Kansas, and there's a very fancy, elegant theater here downtown that only charges $5 on Wednesdays. Some of the screens even have nice, cushy office type chairs with your…

I saw the one movie that is always used as the measuring stick for 3D in movies: Avatar. I hated it. Not the movie itself (well, actually, I didn't care much for that either), but the 3D itself. It was awful. I hate wearing the glasses, especially since I already wear glasses and I hate doing even that, so of course I…

I saw the one movie that is always used as the measuring stick for 3D in movies: Avatar. I hated it. Not the movie itself (well, actually, I didn't care much for that either), but the 3D itself. It was awful. I hate wearing the glasses, especially since I already wear glasses and I hate doing even that, so of course I…

Come see the movie based on the games inspired by the movies based on the novels! Tom Clancy!

Come see the movie based on the games inspired by the movies based on the novels! Tom Clancy!

I'll club a baby seal to make a better deal!

I'll club a baby seal to make a better deal!

This is a very interesting feature that ran in EGM a while back where they had Henry Hill and his son Julian play some games that were inspired by his lifestyle: GTA, Hitman, The Getaway, etc. They threw in Animal Crossing as a bit of a joke, but guess which one Henry ended up liking more? He ended up asking EGM if he…

This is a very interesting feature that ran in EGM a while back where they had Henry Hill and his son Julian play some games that were inspired by his lifestyle: GTA, Hitman, The Getaway, etc. They threw in Animal Crossing as a bit of a joke, but guess which one Henry ended up liking more? He ended up asking EGM if he…

I'd like to nominate this for best/most blasphemous comparison ever made. I love it.

I'd like to nominate this for best/most blasphemous comparison ever made. I love it.

Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution have a song called "They Provide the Paint for the Picture Perfect Masterpiece That You Will Paint on the Insides of Your Eyelids."

Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution have a song called "They Provide the Paint for the Picture Perfect Masterpiece That You Will Paint on the Insides of Your Eyelids."

Commentary!

Commentary!

A) The Offspring had some decent punk output after Pretty Fly, mainly on Splinter. But yeah, their current stuff is shit B) Stadium Arcadium is a good album, although the Chili Peppers' newest one is shit. And C) Make Believe may have sucked, but it had two fantastic songs (Perfect Situation and This Is Such A Pity),…

A) The Offspring had some decent punk output after Pretty Fly, mainly on Splinter. But yeah, their current stuff is shit B) Stadium Arcadium is a good album, although the Chili Peppers' newest one is shit. And C) Make Believe may have sucked, but it had two fantastic songs (Perfect Situation and This Is Such A Pity),…