I don't get it, I'm not a scientist. Please explain.

And to be fair, they could definitely listen to something better than Speak & Spell

Smackdown is on SyFy because it's a tale of fiction that anyone watches it. We can prove that scientifically

"Superfast Jazzyfish"

"The Good, The Bad, and The Jazz"

"Blurry Weather Report"

Just means you should become a jazz-rock band

*Looks around* Requisite Huntsman theme song reference in 3….2….1

Councilman Jamm is Kefka

Yeah you don't get to be the champ for 25 years straight because bookers think the world of you. You get to that spot because YOU think the world of you

I appreciate your honesty ;)

That time is after Vince leaves

I would like to use that quote more often, but nobody would get it, I'd have to explain it, and they'd roll their eyes

They really need to put El Dandy in charge because, who are we to doubt El Dandy?

Laurinitis did that too. He would pick models out of swimsuit catalogs and then offer them contracts. In some cases it didn't work out well, like with Kelly Kelly. In some cases if did work out well, like with Alicia Fox

Al Wilson (Torrie's Dad)

Only for him to later write that it was all a work. Vince Fucking Russo everyone

But have you seen a bouncer belly to bayley suplex a guy?

Shane isn't going to return anytime soon. He's busy working on his pet projects which include a giant media streaming company in China

We can only pray Vince retires sometime soon and puts HHH in charge