Here's the part where I admit that like 6 or 7 years ago I, a English-only speaker, went through Falco's discography. He has some REALLY catchy songs that never made it over here because of the language barrier.

"Syphilis makes you impotent. The only way syphilis could be any better was if it made your discharge pizza" - Jimmy Carr

Wrong! America's catchiest song is "It Took The Night To Believe" by Sunn O)))

I was hoping it'd be a Halloween store only open in January :(

The only people it's acceptable to like are Fred Durst and Chad Kroeger. Mostly because we just stay away from those people and let them do their thing.

I pretend to understand what this means. I also pretend that this means we now get Lobster covers of "All About That Bass"

So high end I assume. Is it as hard to get the meat out as crab?

How does it compare to crab? I've had crab…once, so I'm assuming it just taste like that as in it tastes fishy

Well that's the thing, would you eat it without butter or is butter the essential ingredient to making it taste good?

Émile Zola. Not Arnim.
xo
That Guy Who Made A Theatre Reference

At this rate we're going to see classic super hero "Bible Man" in Avengers 2

As someone who has never had Lobster before in their life, can someone tell me if it's worth trying or should I just stick to cheaper food?

^Winner

Thoughts on this episode:

I forced 3 separate sets of friends to watch Happy Endings and they're all marathoning it now. I think that makes me like the new Nelson Mandela or something

GOD NO, it would just be hours of badly shot scenes with absolutely no way to see anything going on

I got a Beady Eye notice for this?

One of my problems with this, and I guess that it's a problem with the story itself, is

She is a little yes. Unfortunately, when she does you're happy that she actually gets to do something

Her?