This is as opposed to my raunchy modern drama screenplay "Turning Up Ryan Murphy"

ZIGGY PIGGY! ZIGGY PIGGY! ZIGGY PIGGY!

I second Jenny Wade. She deserves so many more roles

Okay Angela Anaconda.

All I want from a Stevie Wonder concert is for him to do "For Once In My Life" while the cast of Happy Endings dances on stage.

Calling it now, Tommy Wiseau plays evil dude who is true mastermind of all bad things in the film. Bai Ling is his concubine, as are…all 80 million of the porn stars in this film

That does make a lot of sense, and it's 8 letters long! And it fits with those leaked images last year

I'm sure she was impeachable

First guest is Stormageddon. Calling it

Greg Gutfeld is head of programming at NBC?

Hello true believer, It's me Stan Lee!

For my parents' first date, my father took my mother to see Spaceballs. Both my parents are Jewish yet my mother does not "get" Mel Brooks

Kollaps

Neil Hamburger?

So they actually decided to put this show to air without editing out all traces of Emma Roberts? Risky move FX

Why has that not ever been a thing?

As opposed to Liam.

Twist: the Death Grips reunion is really just a vehicle to get GWAR on at Half-Time

Honest answer: Found out my father was cancer free

I saw Frank at the Seattle International Film Festival and I think it's worth at least a B+ but I was having a very good day and maybe I remember it being better than it was.