Along with the actual Helena Bonham Carter just standing there in her normal clothing

I assume right behind the monitor was a jumpy Bono exclaiming "I get to be on TV again, I'm the greatest person ever!"

Don't worry! Barkhad Abdi is there to get the party started! And of course Jerry Lewis who will always be the loser in America

FUN FACT: Michael Jackson died due to OH HEY! Is that Emma Stone!?

Scrap that. Retcon Obi-Wan being White. Cast Idris Elba.
Alternatively:
Scrap that. Cast Idris Elba. "He was always black, it was just that technology is only now not so shitty"

But how else will I watch my VHS recording of the last episode of That 70's Show!? Also I have Sister Act on VHS; yeah, be jealous

Add needed Community guest role to that list

I'm pretty sure the dean's French song tribute to Excel was the greatest moment in television history. I eagerly await Adam Scott's version of it

I'd say Noam Chomsky could be considered an intellectual

And that is how Snape came up with the Sectumsempra spell

Harry Fritzl And The Infinite Darkness

Considering Billy Corgan broke up Zwan partially because he thought Paz Lenchantin was like a huge slut, I'm sure she'll do fine in the Pixies

Yeah, RIP Mandela

I hope Roman Polanski wrote Blurred Lines

Giving Grim Fandango (the game) a C makes you worse than HItler

Or the 7th

No one would come close until two years later when Sean Young's head came out of that birth canal

I highly doubt I'd have diminished penile girth. Just the opposite in fact

I have had nightmares about Hamburger Lady

Totally don't remember that. I can see the theory (you're right, probably cannon)