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I think currently the safest house is House Reed. Why? No gives a flying fuck about frog men.

I love you with all my heart

Let's think of people who other people hate more than Seth MacFarlane and hate the Oscars who could in fact host the Oscars.

On a bigger scale though. He committed genocide over a race that looked after all of humanity and time itself. Moreover, it was his own race

Moffat has a serious case of "look! Doctor Who is about the characters I've created and not so much anything anyone else has done". Proof? The Angels, none of the old companions, River….and so much more

I'm wondering if I'm the only one of the opinion that the last 3 Doctors have been lying to us, that John Hurt is the ACTUAL 9th Doctor and we are currently on the 12th Doctor. The reason the 11th hates him is because he is the one who ended the time war and thus committed genocide, truly against the nature of the

I was oddly surprised to find that Nick Cave wasn't on this list. Then again, I don't know if it was that surprising

Angie = Sansa
Artie = Rickon
Clara = Rob
Emperor = Bran
Doctor = Arya OR Beric Dondarrion
6th Doctor = Jon Snow
TARDIS = Jaqen H'ghar
The Captain = Ros :(

Those kids were so depressing you'd think they were Ned Stark's children

I like when other people know about things that I also know about, but most people don't

If I remember correctly, Wiseau refers to how he got the funding as being through "Korean T-shirt imports"

Milton Berle. The Critic. Final Episode. GLORIOUS.

We do not badmouth Pulp on the AV Club

This is one of those days where curse myself for looking like Mycah the butcher's boy. But hell, I could probably get her drunk enough where I look like Gendry

I saw this movie and it's fantastic. Great twist at the end. Fantastic acting from everyone (but especially Rachel Boston)

I kinda want and don't want this to happen at the same time

It's possible because The Doctor thinks that Clara is impossible to exist, the TARDIS does too and doesn't like engaging with paradoxes, too many bad memories, like that one time The Master turned the TARDIS into a paradox machine. PTSD man

That one time after William Hartnell died when they had someone else play the 1st Doctor on TV, they did that because William Hartnell is The Rani

This is the worst news I've heard all year, and people died this year! That tells you how bad this is.

[Insert quote here about loving Morrissey]