Help, do I have a chang in my armor?

I hate all of you [insert pun here]

As a straight man I would like to say that I would totally penis Morrissey in the butt.

Wait, people weren't watching this to see Katherine McPhee strut her stuff every week?

The Prisoner needs some lovin'

From what I can tell, if XTC never decided to become a studio only band, none of these bands would have ever existed. Thanks Andy Partridge!

Kari Wuhrer is my ultimate celebrity crush

Needs more Peter Frampton

There is no Xenu, only Zuul

I never cried during up. All of you are weak minded beings

Maybe it's just me, but I have more of a crush on Karen Gillan than Amy Pond. Have you seen her being interviewed before!? It's like impossible not to find that woman cute!

Only reasons I care about this movie:
1) Vanessa Hudgens is super cute
2) The Rock is always in horrible movies where you can't help but snicker because The Rock is one of those actors who can always make you snicker.

On Smash
Where the folks are broke
You go
On Smash
Where your life's a joke
You go
On Smash
When you buy your token, you go-
Home to Skid Row!

Last night I dreamt
That this show was cancelled
No hope no chance
Just another cute white chick

Photo evidence sir

Wait…those are implants?

Okay, Tiffani Thiessen looks REALLY good in that pic.

More news, Paula Abdul is gone too

Nope, Chuck Testa

Robbie Williams as Britpop? *shudder*