I didn't realize going in that the movie had been split into thirds. When the eagles dropped them on the hill I looked at my watch and thought "Jesus, this has been going on for four hours! Is the whole Smaug part going to be 30 minutes?" Then the movie fucking ended.

I didn't realize going in that the movie had been split into thirds. When the eagles dropped them on the hill I looked at my watch and thought "Jesus, this has been going on for four hours! Is the whole Smaug part going to be 30 minutes?" Then the movie fucking ended.

"What's a duck?" said Luke.

"What's a duck?" said Luke.

I got time this weekend, I'll buzz down and see if it's over by the mall.

I got time this weekend, I'll buzz down and see if it's over by the mall.

I dunno, I kind of enjoyed Ellie Kemper going on an honest-to-god rampage.

I dunno, I kind of enjoyed Ellie Kemper going on an honest-to-god rampage.

Why do people pay attention to Dapwell? I don't get it.

Why do people pay attention to Dapwell? I don't get it.

It was me.

It was me.

If someone offered me 1/5th what I make now — to put my name on their project, no less — I would also be insulted. I mean, if my name carried weight.

If someone offered me 1/5th what I make now — to put my name on their project, no less — I would also be insulted. I mean, if my name carried weight.

I really like Daphne's mother.

I really like Daphne's mother.

When I bought my place, I got a call (after I was in contract) asking if I wanted to be on House Hunters with two fake places. Fell through.

When I bought my place, I got a call (after I was in contract) asking if I wanted to be on House Hunters with two fake places. Fell through.

Album of the Year based on Sir Luscious Left Foot's legacy. I don't even care what it actually sounds like.

Album of the Year based on Sir Luscious Left Foot's legacy. I don't even care what it actually sounds like.