I still don't understand, so why can't I drop grand pianos on my mailman?

Seriously, is there anything on NBC anymore? I remember when Thursday nights were a glorious time for TV. Oh how excited I was to get home from work and burn through Thursday night's prime time comedies on NBC.

We need less Howard The Ducks and more money for public schools! *crowd cheers*

Whoa there partner. What do you mean "dark"?

*smacks the back of @manofyourdreamsaboutdying:disqus's head knocking his glasses off*

One hundred percent agreed. Remember when South Park went a couple seasons uncensored then went back? I mean, it didn't get funnier because it was censored again but its a little better because of it.

Batten the hatches! We got a certified bad ass over here!!!

Rupert Murdoch: You reap in the creative types, get their shows on, give'm a terrible time slot and promotions. Then cancel 'em while their spirits are in tact. Thats how ya do business boy.

Would the MCU be ready for an entity like.. DAYMANNNNN

No, it was I that was too late.. And too naive to think no one would've done this joke yet..

(He does)

Too soon..

I thought 'Bender's Big Score' was great because of its complicated-ness and Al Gore's cameo as a taxi driver.

Thats beautiful. We appreciate the kisses.

They've been nicknamed the 'Three Muskateers.'

THATS A RIGHT TRIANGLE YOU IDIOT!!

His everywhere you want to be!

Not to sound like a "they should'a" kind of guy, but having a old times cartoon animal sweep it up might have been funnier.

I didn't mind this episode, but this comment made me laugh harder than anything in this episode.

I heard Ricky's ass has its own congress.