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Nooooo, completely different esthetics. Miss Fame (already dubbed her 'Miss Same' in my head) manages to look identical in any look she tries. Very pretty but very vacant. Violet has a whole Pulp/bondage/50's fetish starlet thing going on that is very appealing and that she knows how to mix with a modern look.

Phi Phi actually helped Sharon win by being such a horrid bitch to her. It amplified the underdog-becomes-everyone's-darling storyline.

Well, watching 'Drag Race' can make you an expert but translating that expertise into the challenges is a whole different story.

I think that was part of the challenge for the captains when assigning the roles - who do you let shine and who do you reign in to minimize the damage they could do for the team.

Roxxy was just vile. Truly despicable. But both her and Phi Phi were that way because they felt extremely threatened by, respectively, Jinx Monsoon and Sharon Needles. I feel with Violet it's a defence mechanism to mask her insecurities that she developed over time.

I wasn't so thrilled by the airline musical number. It dragged (no pun) on and on. The runway looks were almost just an afterthought in a severly shortened edit.
This year, for the first time, I'm backing a 'mean girl' - I've been totally Team Violet from the start.
#BitchImViolet

"Are we talking post-first-Jenny-Craig-campaign era Kirstie Alley, 'Fat Actress' era Kirstie Alley or I-inhaled-five-pizzas-for-lunch era Kirstie Alley?"

Look, when you throw yourself on the meat market, don't be shocked when you're being treated like meat.

Stay close to the candles. The staircase ……………………………….. can be treacherous.

Frankly, I'd rather take Dikachu's balls in my mouth.
But then that's really unrelated to the existence of Expendables 3.

He looks nothing like George Clooney!
He's Croatian Kevin Kline!

Not only that - why would Hannibal check their excrement?

That whole scene was television Art.

"You saw part of her" was yet another riff on the books: Hannibal's sister Mischa gets eaten by army deserters in 1944. His prayer to see her again gets partially answered when he finds her teeth in the deserters' excrement.

Also: Ru would now have to remove songs like 'Tranny Chaser' and 'Ladyboy' from her back catalogue. The whole thing is preposterous.
Instead of saving our poison darts for the real enemies, let's go after Ru who has proven to be an ally to the trans-community on many occasions.
So wrong.

B+? B+??
That lip-synch alone would have elevated this episode to an A! Plus the most entertaining mini-challenge I've ever seen on Drag Race.
I feared for Adore (who is now my favourite to win the whole thing) having to battle Trinity but she just turned it OUT.

Well…yeah.
That was clear from episode 1.

Am I the only one not particularly impressed with the guest judges this season?
After the likes of Lily Tomlin, Debbie Reynolds, Cloris Leachman etc., I was expecting maybe a Cyndi Lauper or a Megan Mullally.
Carrie Fisher?
No?
Boy George?
Anyone?

Laganja looked like a 2 cent Boy George in the rap challenge. When he was on heroin.