You're telling me!

That joke…at the time I thought "I should be really offended by this!" but it made me piss myself laughing. Even thinking about it now cracks me up.

"I am grateful to GLAAD for engaging me in a dialogue about what we can do together to increase awareness of the important and troubling issues this episode has raised"

Grossest food-related challenge:

Is it…is it a bee??

I was hoping to read about 'In Liverpool'. Love that track.

I have no beef with ads.
I just hate the useless READ NEXT.
Therefore: GOD SHUT UP ALREADY SELFCENTERED ASSFACE WHO CANNOT SEE BEYOND HIS OWN CHOICES MUST SHOUT IN CAPITALS OR WILL NEVER BE NOTICED OUTSIDE MY BASEMENT

OCCUPY 'READ NEXT'!

I have 'Bears Will Be Bears II - Hirsute Pursuit' and 'Bears Will Be Bears III - Hairier Than Thou'.

Telephones? Electricity??
It's like living in a Jules Verne novel!

Hehehehe…you said 'fuck bagels'.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Cochran: If they leave you in the lurch, kick their butts after the merge.

"I feel like I'm doomed for all eternity to be trapped in an unhappy adulterous relationship, working on this goddamn house…which will never be just the way I want it."

Make mine a Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Occupy Burger.

Occupy the Tolerability Index!
Amelie is the 1%!

Oh wow that was really interestzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

They gave their Freddy a bad wig just so they could say: "See? It's totally different! Our Freddy has hair!"

What a load of old shit.

Good one.

I hate Barrow's elitist stance and his phobia of being seen as even vaguely commercial. He's just soooo above it all.
On 'Third' Portishead pretty much disappeared up its own ass.