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Joe is a heel. But I'll take Joe-Styles at WM… hell, I might even take Styles-Ellsworth again before even seeing Shane "perform" at WM.

I think Ellsworth might have a year or two tops. He covers the "comedy guy" spot that was used by the likes of Santino and Hornswoggle.

"For those noticing I pulled double-duty this week: Don’t worry, I’m not getting a Roman Reigns-esque push that I’m clearly not ready for. Kyle and LaToya should both be back next week."

I kinda wished Entitlement Twin wrestled last night. WWE deprived me of seeing her possibly getting booed had she interacted against Sasha or Bayley.

For the men's match: Strowman almost ended Styles' career. And then Shane suffered a concussion during the spot with Roman and the Spear.

I feel mixed about Goldberg vs Lesnar. It had unexpected shock value, but it also was WWE jerking off to nostalgia.

DIY vs Revival the night before was much better than the SS tag team match, even if the final sequences with Sheasaro and Usos were pretty good.

Charlotte followed a script. One way to silence the crowd would have been straight-up murdering Bayley.

Dude got cheered for attacking Roman. But at this point, even a unborn fetus would get cheered against Roman.

The crowd for Takeover: London was glorious.

Haven't heard her "accent" yet, but is Lohan ripping off from Matt Hardy? Regardless… DELETE, DELETE, DELETE!

Maybe it's Conor McGaiver…I mean, McGregor.

If NXT dealt with Eva Marie, then they can handle Ellsworth without much problem.

I like Ellsworth, but I hope this week's appearance means he's off SD for a while until the Rumble - dude's got a limited life shell as it is. If they hire him, send him to NXT.

Drafting him to Raw could do the trick to shred his momentum. Not as fast as murdering Ellsworth, but it'll be drawn out for months and it would be painful… to the point where Ambrose would be worthy of deletion.

Kalisto could be a IC challenger for Ziggler if he stays on SD. But if Kalisto goes to Raw, trade him for Cesaro or Bayley.

It's not impossible to get booed in your hometown. The likes of Edge and Jericho have been capable of pulling that off, but I can't recall if it was done with cheap heat (see: taking shots at the hometown crowd) or not.

If WWE could get Eva Marie replaced with Mickie James, it could help making the SD female team more balanced.

I remember watching Ascension on the WWEGame Night videos (Slater-hosted) with Usos and Ascension. Heads Up, IIRC. The Usos looked pretty damn ignorant in contrast to one of the Ascension guys, who seemed knowledgable about films. The way they tried to make a guess for Boys In The Hood was funny.

Wished Nigel could have had a lengthier career. Had he not contracted Hep B, I think he would have either joined WWE at some point, be part of NJPW's roster or be a mainstay at ROH.