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The Spanish announce team calls them as "Hermanos Hiperactivos" (Hyperactive Brothers). Just saying.

Speaking of Creed, I almost expected the ring announcer to botch on purpose Crews' ring name as Apollo Creed a la Bryan.

She deleted pidgeons. Makes sense.

The "Cena, Cena!"chant from male audiences was really surreal to hear. But Cena destroyed Ambrose with that Stone Cold podcast reference as well as pointing out the irony of how Ambrose complains about losing to a low blow when he got AJ's balls stuck forever in the ropes.

Granted the way the writers handle SD in contrast to Raw is praise-worthy. However, who did Bray Wyatt pissed off to continue being booked lke he's worthless? He jobbed to Kane in Backlash. Granted the match wasn't bad and he finally figured out how to win at PPVs (take out opponents backstage and win via forfeit),

Cena will take time off after No Mercy, so Ambrose could job to Styles 1-on-1 at Survivor Series.

The Usos should dress equally just so no one can tell them apart, and even cover up their tattoos. The cheating they could get away with could be higher than Twin Magic.

He should have gotten the cover of WWE 2K17. Worthy of it.

He'll have to slap a sharknado to make me care.

Maybe SD make Swagger look and get booked better than half the Raw roster. Wouldn't be far-fetched to think of it. Even fucking Eva Marie has been used better than the women of Raw, and she's as useless as a marzipan dildo.

So if Swagger is a replacement for Del Rio, will he eventually cheat on his wife with a female British wrestler from his workplace? Hope not.

You can have a civil wedding and/or a religious wedding, it's common in several countries IIRC.

Even worse than "Trump vs Rosie"?

That's the real wedding. The first one was for Total Divas, which I expect to be the season finale or mid-season finale.

Because babyfaces, that's why.

I read your line to the tune of one of the lines from the chorus of Bullet With Butterfly Wings, lol.

Against Miz, I guess. That wouldn't be good for Miz, but I'd rather sit through Cena-Miz again before repeating Cena-Orton.

I'd love it if a bunch of "Heath's Kids" signs popped up in Lesnar segments/fights.

I like Renee and stuff, but she seemed kinda off in the segment, despite it being intended for humor (which didn't felt that funny except for the sight of Rhyno eating crackers).

Total Lucha?