How does it work?

I am most likely a lot dumber for having read that Kevin Smith thing. It's one of those soul-sucking things in which everyone involved is an a-hole and needs to stay inside from recess and write the definition of "petty" 500 times.

Who are the goblins?

This is true, but the traditional deer hunting season that almost everyone takes part in only lasts a few weeks.

Boo … now I'll have to get out my DVD when I want to drunkenly watch Troll II.

They don't wear it 24/7. They don't wear it to their jobs (during this protest, that's what was supposed to happen.) And hunting seasons tend to only last about a week or two—they're highly regulated. (I'm not an outdoors expert, just a lifelong resident of the rural Midwest.)

Where were all these champions of the First Amendment when Alec Baldwin said his dumb shit? Why weren't they petitioning MSNBC to bring back his show? There are people on Facebook who tried to protest by starting a "Wear Camo Day" to support Robertson and to fight the "religious persecution."

The Grateful Dead … had long ignored them because of, well, all the cultural stereotypes that follow them around. But, damn, they have some wonderful songs.

I find it to be a guilty pleasure, probably because I enjoy the fact that everyone in the movie is such an awful person. Also, I was tired of SJP being worshipped, so it was nice to have her be the one that people shit on. That's as much effort as I can put into defending this movie.

One of my favorite memories comes from a Christmas Day when I was too sick to venture off to Grandma's house with the family. My brother and I stayed home to play our new NES games we got for Christmas. Most were terrible, but for some reason we got hooked on Tetris 2. We played it all day, enjoying a break from…

It's not a major crime against journalism to use an pre-written intro to a national consumer PKG meant to pad out a 2+ hour morning show. People who claim local news employees are lazy have no idea what it's like. /end whine

They don't have movie stars like Peter O'Toole anymore. RIP.

I was slightly concerned because John Goodman seemed so out of breath and unwell … but he was just wonderful as always.

That sounds like the most amazing thing, certainly something I'd buy on eBay for 40 dollars.

An age with so many stickers. Sticker books, scratch-and-sniff, puffy stickers, Lisa Frank. Couldn't bypass a Troll Book Club catalog without ordering MORE STICKERS.

That sounds like the title of a Sinead O'Connor album.

I put a bunch of GPK stickers on my dresser (I put every sticker I ever had on that dresser) and my mom came through and tore them off, leaving behind those very sad looking sticker remnants that never come off. GPK had some industrial strength sticker-back shit.

If it ain't a TV news magazine featuring Murphy Brown, I don't want any part of it.

I'm the waiter with stumps for hands!

All the trashy/undereducated people I grew up with love Buckcherry. That song "Crazy Bitch" is practically an anthem for them. It's very uncomfortable when awkward moms stuck in 1999 try to "get down" to it at bars like they're still in their glory days of sneaking Malibu and Cokes at 18-year-old night at the local…