My favorite part is how the dude brings that up when they realize they time traveled, as if she wouldn't think to stop her parents from fucking dying.
"Don't let your parents get on that plane!"
"OH YOU FUCKING THINK SO?"

Just watched the first episode of season 2, they still didn't explain the incentives.

Yeah, but at least this macguffin is tangentially related to the plot so far, since what I'm assuming is Kree writing popped up on its surface when Lawless grabbed it. It's the same stuff Paxton and Coulson were writing on the walls, and on the blue alien arm in the box Agent Carter kept shut, and on the body of the…

The Nazi never touched it, I just checked.

Damn dude, it's time to take the next exit and get off that highway. Although at least you recognize, in a roundabout way, that you need a hug.

Weird Al already did one of these, his vegan sandwich sounds a lot better than Eddie's. Of course, Al sounded like he was rubbing his nipples while describing the sandwich.

Ew, don't be that person.

Your comment started out sounding like a joke setup, I half expected it to end with a Pararescue guy dragging them both to safety after they got beat up.

He definitely is a turd, but the time when he basically repairs the crane with vacuum cleaner parts was almost a highlight of the show. Too bad his turdness retroactively ruined what should have been a badass MacGyver moment.

The real reason this show is such a success is that "crab pots" is so fucking fun to say. Go ahead, try it.

Damn, you must be fun at parties.

Sometimes "DVD-quality" means some idiot is trying to convince you that the cam version they downloaded "totally looks like you're watching a DVD." Which it never does, so I'm doubting it.

It's crazy because they're pirating cam versions. I'm sorry, but if you can enjoy the shitty quality of one of those then there's something wrong with you.

Actually in a recent issue, someone asked Daredevil why he wears a red outfit when other colors would be more stealthy, and he replied, "IT'S RED?!?!?!"

I watched the last couple hours of the Ultra Street Fighter 4 Evo semi-finals last night. It's definitely a lot easier to follow than the mess that is Marvel.

Let's all get high and watch Ron get high with Doug on "Getting Doug with High" on YouTube.

Just imagine that Bob Ducca is reading of the list of people who will no longer loan him money, in any amount.

Maybe it's just me, but for me? People who don't buy tickets shouldn't go to a show expecting to be let in. What's the point of selling tickets if they don't matter? C'mon, people!

He lost a sai, get off his shell.

The best part about the bridge fight is that the dude could've just ran around Arnold with minimal effort and then jogged across the bridge at a leisurely pace.