Whenever I hear the shorter radio version, I just start singing the extended bridge over the radio music.

This comment is funnier than the last 4 Sandler movies combined.  So what I'm saying is, I laughed once.

CONCENTRATE ALL FIRE ON THAT SUPER STAR DESTROYER!

Yes, but if you listen to the chants of her zealots, she had help from a certain fish-faced admiral.

Oh c'mon, you're just trying to bait someone into saying, "Methinks the douchebag doth protest too much."

Oh my god, Mr. Marshall, thanks for coming by the comments section.

Sex is gross and wrong.  You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

What do you mean you're taking the mug back?  Yesterday I'm the "World's Greatest Grandpa" and today I'm not?

Actually, all bastards from the north are named "Snow."

Of course Stannis has a major credit card!  Do you realize who the fuck you're talking to?

The beard stays, YOU GO!

Damn, Corby, I know you just created an account, but get your shit together, son.

Yeah but the second season was the best.

I mostly know her from that Playboy shoot she did a while back.  At least I think that was her.  Look, I was drinking a lot of high-grade cough syrup at the time.

I'm carving a reminder into my arm with a box cutter so I don't forget to check it when I'm not at work.

Uncle Fuckeeerrrrrrrrr, that's
U-N-C-L-E
FUCK YOU!
UNCLE FUCKEEERRRRRRRRR*suck my balls*

I figured the plane would crush Bruce Willis but land successfully, and then Colm Meaney would take over as the star of the film and kill the rest of the terrorists.

In regards to Grant's team, they seemed to imply the unit "went bad" during a particular mission.  That's why they had to kill the new guy, because they could only trust the team that was on the mission when they decided to go rogue.

I agree about Sam Jackson being the best part of Long Kiss Goodnight.

I fuckin' loved that game.  There was nothing better than getting a machine gun and waiting for the elevator to deposit a big group of terrorists into your hallway of death.