I heard "butt stuff" and I got here as quickly as I could.  Someone catch me up to speed.

I heard "butt stuff" and I got here as quickly as I could.  Someone catch me up to speed.

Unlike the rest of you, I'm not going to lower myself to making crude jokes about butts.

Unlike the rest of you, I'm not going to lower myself to making crude jokes about butts.

type "Cobie Smulders" into google search and the first suggestion is "Cobie Smulders feet".

type "Cobie Smulders" into google search and the first suggestion is "Cobie Smulders feet".

I HATE YOU MOM AND DAD!!!!

I HATE YOU MOM AND DAD!!!!

TRACE-BUSTER-BUSTER-BUSTER-BUSTERPOINT:  I like ladies' butts.

TRACE-BUSTER-BUSTER-BUSTER-BUSTERPOINT:  I like ladies' butts.

I put some Skittles in beer one time, it just made it extra foamy.

I put some Skittles in beer one time, it just made it extra foamy.

Ryan, it's Uncle Buttfuck.  Tell your dad I don't care if he's still mad at me, I want my hedge clippers back.

Ryan, it's Uncle Buttfuck.  Tell your dad I don't care if he's still mad at me, I want my hedge clippers back.

I think there's a couple masseuses who wish they hadn't.

I think there's a couple masseuses who wish they hadn't.

It's like when people say "ATM machine" but they don't mean "ass to mouth machine".

It's like when people say "ATM machine" but they don't mean "ass to mouth machine".

I only ever hear Wolverine quotes in the voice from the animated series, Jackman be damned.

I only ever hear Wolverine quotes in the voice from the animated series, Jackman be damned.