But this is going to be "fake", done after the fact type 3D, right?  Someone needs to tell this guy that he's not missing out on an additional centimeter of 21 year old Winslet tit meat that wasn't created in a graphics editing program.

Then it will need a clever title ala Hollywood reboots, something like "The Office".

She probably means ratings wise.

Art by the pond.  Pond art.

That picture with Foster and Currie is pretty hot in retrospect, knowing that Foster is probably smelling the shit out of her hair and getting all tingly and gooey to be so close to her.  But hey, that's just what I'm masturbating to.

But not until they're around 25, on average.

A composer could make a killing selling whimsical diddy's to PBS to flesh out Pogue's episodes.  If any time you appear on camera they have to play the same music you hear at the circus when a bunch of clowns pour out of car there's a problem.  I think a couple of times he was doing hard science and we got some sort…

Genie Kiosk? Yeah she seems fun in those food trial videos that were so popular.

Stay strong.  Your time is more valuable than this.  You can't get back the time you wasted on last season.  Nothing will change that. 

That would be an expensive pain in the ass to do convincingly.  Are you sure it's not alternate version of the scenes they shot when the movie was made?

It's true.  It's the one thing we've got on them.

The black chick who more or less took Oliva Munn's spot on the Daily Show is fantastic.  She has a comfort level Olivia couldn't seem to fake for a second.

First half of the final season.  Really might as well be called the second to last season.

I want to see that Eugene visits Russia documentary like today.  Maybe he will attempt some of his material for a Russian audience.  The worst part about "Exporting Raymond" was trying to care about the translation of something I didn't find very funny in in the first place.

I'm a one of the War Horses gets Brandon Lee'd with a Maxim machine gun type of guy myself.

Yet not the least bit preposterous for this "Hunger Games" thing, if what I've been lead to believe is true.

That's the only remotely interesting thing about this in my mind.  What accounts for the differences, anything besides the length of the couch gag?

Do you really expect people under 20 to watch all those old icky movies?  Everyone wore mom jeans and there were no cell phones.  Yuck.

“European Cheese is the candy equivalent of burger in a can. There’s no
earthly reason for its existence, and yet here it is. It’s the
practical-joke candy of the batch. Tell your kids it’s candy, and
they’ll eat it with an expression like you pooped in their fish tank.”

Roger: "Tried to get Jane to talk to me in that accent. Nothing doing. Doesn't speak French, doesn't like me."