Well you guys are in luck, because I'd hardly call him "skinny" any longer.  If he's an NES ice hockey character he's somewhere between the short one and the portly one.

I was wondering the exact same thing.  But who am I to judge, surely I wasn't paying very close attention.

Everything still seems to be in pretty good working order below the neck.  But there is no going back with the face.  It's over. Which is a strange thing to be saying about a 24 year old.

I have reached total saturation with jokes concerning non consensual anal sex in prison.  Even the most inspired hardly gets a smirk for me.  I don't think it helps that the moment I see Sudekis in that stache I know exactly what I'm in for.  Also, it feels like they've used Forrest Gump at least twice before when…

I can only assume a distribution deal fell through after the product was actually manufactured.  When another company decides to release it, they will have to reprint everything including the discs with their own branding.

But thank you, anime guy, for your dismissive four word youtube style comments.  I can't get enough of that shit.

I'm honestly sad that he died, because that means in all likelihood he will never be a guest on Real Time again.

Remember in years past when these interviews were occasionally accompanied by a sound clip or two of the actual over the phone recording?  Wasn't that fun to hear?  I haven't come across that here in the longest time.

Whoa, look at all the letters/words that line up in Evan's post.  I think I may have just outed him as a secret agent or wizard.

No new Shamless because of the Oscars?

"We know what the caged bird watches: Saturday Night Live…"

I don't know, have you seen it?  No, me neither.  I can't even finish the trailer.

Stella, but not Comedy Central Stella, right?  That sounds like something the censors would never allow.

Spoiler, so did your grandma.

This is the new female celebrity nudity.  "Nude" as in Access Hollywood reports someone is nude in the upcoming issue of a magazine.

They must be counting on big ratings, because God knows the insurance policy they took out on a week's production budget with no eventual live show must have cost a lot.

They must be counting on big ratings, because God knows the insurance policy they took out on a week's production budget with no eventual live show must have cost a lot.

Bullshit that temporarily took me out of any enjoyment I may have been having:

But if they were merely pretty to look at, that wouldn't be enough to hold our interest, right America?

Now I'm ashamed that I read the whole thing and didn't notice a single one.