You have any idea how much it costs to completely de-cream a repurposed warehouse loft this time of year?

They lost me the episode that Doakes 'sploded, as in that's the last episode I watched in its entirety.

They must hate money, what with the VOD release a month before it hits theaters.  They are going to lose a lot of ticket sales with their fan base to bit torrent downloads.

Why do you care?  He was never high to outward appearances when performing and killed it for years on end.  Your kids are never going to know who he was if that's the problem.

If I could do that I wouldn't limit myself to the celebration of special announcements. In fact, it's very unlikely I'd be typing this right now.

That's because you come from old fat.  Ricky was new fat, and new fat always has a chance to be people again.

The Walking Dead is a steaming pile of sentimental, non-sensical horse shit with a tiny piece of zombie bacon affixed to the top with a toothpick.  You gotta use your DVR controls or you get excrement all over your hands.  I drink and yell at it.

So that's Wright and Glover from the alternate universe where not being famous enough to even present at these awards shows still leaves you with a shot at hosting.

All the same, I'd really like to see the two of them get it on.

No, they routinely re-run commercials nowadays.  It's very rare that they produce one that doesn't get a second showing.

You are so young you don't even know what decade someone as old as the Decemberists' lead singer would be born in.  Good for you and fuck you.

And when the DNA test results come back from that hair sample he is so fucked.

I like Patton and Posehn, but I can't bring myself to watch a discussion of a show on the network that it airs on because I presume no one can say anything of the show's many failings.

It's called Valkyrie.  Oh, main character… nevermind.

Nice try, Montana.

Surprisingly boring at nearly every turn.  Missed a major opportunity to have the missing child jump out of the bush and take down that deer for undead sustenance.

Anything else?

I haven't watched more than 5 minutes of a crime procedural on network
TV in over 10 years and I get everything, except for the stuff that I
don't.

TIL Albert Brooks is not related in any way to Mel Brooks.  Inexplicably, I had always taken it for granted that he was his son. 

I go nuts for shots of celebrity uvula's.  At least I think I do.