"YOU GOT PUNK'D! BLAAAHAHAHAH!!!" - Lynndie England

"Oh. Animal Collective, huh? How's that whole retro thing going anyway? You know, Grizzly Bear's 'Veckatimest' is out this week, you unshaven lout. Pitchfork's going to give it at least a 9.0."

Clean your ears, Eric. Good god.

All of my mp3 players have been Sandisk so far, and they've been awesome. I have a 4GB Sansa (with expandable micro-SD card slot) that I bought from woot.com for $25, a $50 4GB Sansa clip that I use for gym and walkabouts that's a) small and b) ACTUALLY HAS A SCREEN, YOU RETARDS, and both of them are like tanks. I've…

Re-stoned? But I'm not even stoned right now!

Hang on, Coogin. No one said it's an iGiveashit.

He'd certainly kill a lot of cats.

I've been laughing my ass off for five minutes at the idea of ZMF working the counter at McDonald's.

Doesn't it star Larry Bishop of Kill Bill 2 and Hell Ride fame as well?

HEY GUYS ANYONE WANT A FROSTED DONUT

I'm just glad Ron Jeremy isn't around to see this.

…The fuck?

See, first I thought it was a chocolaty donut, so I clicked.

JVS, I just ruined a stack of paperwork thanks to you. Best watch your back.

God, Kid Rock looks like a rapey iguana.

Oh, man.

Is your avatar a merkin?

Uncle "Touchy" Marino.

Rollins should update his "Edie Brickell Still Lives" bit to "Bono Still Lives". Seriously.

@Wurlitzer: Is it possible to get lamer than Jack Johnson?