PAGING NOEL BITCHASS MURPHY. NOEL BITCHASS MURPHY, PLEASE PICK UP THE RED COURTESY PHONE. THANK YOU.

I think ya…I think ya got the two confused there, chief. Pilgrim's the dude. Maybe you should go back to the clearance rack at Target.

@ phel: Uh, sharting? What did I miss, or is this about that Hater article featuring the Charmin Dingleberry Bears? I still hold the thread to that thing up as a work of art.

I remember drunkenly ordering a pizza from this mom-and-pop joint up the street one night, and was dismayed to realize that their pizza crust tasted just like the donuts they serve in the morning.

Yummsh - RE: Yelling over remixes

People who idolize Tony Montana need to meet a similar fate, for real.

Oxford Comma, Madison. No wonder you had to go back to school. Go sit in the corner!

Agreed. I remember hearing about Season 2 from a friend and exclaiming Me: "How fucking long does it take them to break out of this place anyway?"
Them: "Well, they already broke out."
Me: "…AWK."

I almost posted a comment to the effect of "I'd love to see a pit-fight between Tucker Max and Joe Francis (both douchebags with first names as last names, huh.)", but then I realized that it would only end in the two titular tards having manic sex with each other, so I rescinded my statement. Sort of.

What Mizkitteh said, up until the part about the book, and then again where he gets his comeuppance. I'd like to see this fucker get his comeuppance in a dirty prison cell at the hands of a meth-crazed racist biker.

She looks like she's actually cleaned up a bit and her douchebag husband is filing for divorce. I think her future is brightening, which will make it even more depressing when she falls onto the tracks of the Tube and her new fling is horrified and inconsolable until the check hits the bank.

Exactly. What is this blaspheming little fuck thinking?

Haha, Burl "losing his temper" during his review of "White Dog" was kind of great.

Speaking of Grier, has anyone even actually watched "Chocolate News"? What the fuck IS it? Every time I see a commercial for it I have to go lie down in a darkened room for a bit to regain my sanity.

Take the rest of the day off, ba.

Oh shit, what does this mean for The Gratuitous Simpsons Reference Robot?!? NOOOO

So you only like one titty huh.

To be fair, I was pretty hammered when I posted that. But the "FUCK YOU" still stands, because I don't back down!

B+? FUCK YOU.
This was at least an A-. The use of sound in this movie was amazing, as was the cinematography and the performance of the young actors. And if the last few minutes didn't make you clap and howl with joy, at least the film's biggest use of CGI would make you laugh your ass off, along with "Can you open…