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First of all, they're called "seasons" in the US, not "series." Secondly, the show is set in Cincinnati, not Cleveland.

How dumb are advertisers and TV execs with this demo shit? Do they not realize that I refuse to watch anything not on DVR so that I can skip all of their stupid ads? On the other hand, older folks actually watch the commercials and, gasp, buy some of the products.

It really wasn't THAT bad of a show. Perfectly acceptable legal-drama procedural guilty pleasure watching. Not even among the top 20 worst shows currently airing on network TV.

That's BS. Old people shows stay on the air for years on end on other networks (ahem, CBS). Plus, in order to support your point you make the assumption that TV executives and the advertisers they cater to actually know what they're talking about, which there isn't much evidence to support, especially when it comes to

That's funny because young people did decide who runs the country last election and most of their shows get cancelled too. Your statement is wholly erroneous.

I think Kat is too dumb to realize that Kim was to blame for getting her out. I truly believe she thinks it was Alicia and Christina because her self-delusion won't allow her to believe that Kim isn't her new best friend. That is why she was sure Chelsea would be voted out. She thought Alicia and Christina were making

Kim has certainly played the smartest game, but a huge part of that was her ability to act completely "dishonorably" in service of her rational self-interest. How has she played "honorably"? She has been lying to every single other player from day one. She engineered tons of blindside votes. I'm not saying she did

"Then the next right thing I thought to do was to act selfishly in the exact same way the very next week because I am a stupid hypocrite with no self-awareness." -Chelsea

Alicia didn't have Tarzan and Christina solidly with her. She was arguably not even with them. She has been with Kim all along, but so has Tarzan and Christina. If Kim told Tarzan or Christina to vote for Alicia they would have in a second. They are not serious players.

I honestly don't understand your assessment of the season at all. Name another player who challenged Kim. Name an obstacle she had to overcome. She has overcome no obstacles. Yes, she is a master manipulator and a liar seemingly without conscience, but not a single other player around her has challenged her. She has

Are you kidding? Jeff made reference to it during almost every single challenge and Colton joked about it often as well, calling him oompa loompa and the like.

They don't look fake to me. I don't think fakes would react that way after starvation. You can clearly tell Chelsea's are fake by the ridiculous way they sit on her chest. Christina's look natural.

Eww.

The other players are dumb, which fully explains Kim's success.

Chelsea can't beat Kim because she's just a less crafty version of Kim. Totally full of herself with little to no self-awareness. The only difference is she has not made a move on her won the entire game, content to just ride Kim's coattails.

Because the remaining players are the worst Survivor players in history who have actually made it this far. The fact that she was brought on another reward and finished second in the immunity challenge yet didn't even get a vote is ridiculous. The other players are just plain dumb.

Booooooorrrrrrriiiiinnnnnnngggggg. Seriously, this is shaping up to be the most boring season I have ever seen.

Well the fact that you confuse gypsies and Arabs as if they are similar shows a mastery of cultural sensitivity. However, dressing dancers in costumes for a musical act is a lot different than doing a hackneyed and stereotypical impression for a commercial. If that really upset you I'm afraid you're probably a racist.

Yeah but it was long and stupid and Chelsea lately is a bit of a low-hanging target for satire.

You find Rhianna THAT unattractive but suggest that Kate McKinnon is a babe?? Please turn in your balls and heterosexuality card at the door.