Or maybe it didn't star enough illiterate poor people or special needs kids overcoming challenges.

Looks like you have chronicled every single line in the film. The rest is an hour and 15 minutes of shitty ambiance. It reminds me of the worst music videos of the 80's. Also, the plot was retarded and unbelievable even for a vampire movie. How can you watch the first 45 minutes without falling asleep?

K19: Widowmaker. Nuff said.

Pops Freshener: considering The Hurt Locker never garnered wide release and grossed something like only 12 million domestic, it would seem that hipsters are the only people who've actually seen it.

Near Dark sucks. It's boring and dumb. Period.

Yeah, I'm sorry if they didn't gay up this year's broadcast enough for you. If only it were more like the Tony's, right? Then maybe way less people would watch and care about it.

She could have taken the edge off her asshole comment by making it clear she wasn't shitting on the other nominees. Perhaps throwing some praise their way as is tradition (it's an honor to be nominated in the same category with some other spectacular actresses and performances…). Instead she seemed conceited. I…

Near Dark was terrible. The only thing scary about it was how fucking boring it was.

Take away Cameron's five best films and he still has a way better resume than Bigelow. Just sayin'

I don't think The Hurt Locker deserved either win. I'm not saying it was bad, but in five years nobody will even remember it. It was forgettable and a clear instance of pretentious critics jumping all over themselves to heap praise on something to the point that it would seem like career suicide to give anything but a…

Patty is feeling empty now that Phil and Michael have left her. She wants Ellen back so she can pass on her legacy.

Dream sequence
I thought the dream sequence was kind of obvious. Patty wants a horse, as in, someone to nurture and throw her support behind. That horse is Ellen. Patty wants Ellen to come back and be her mentee. But, the blood reminds us/her that she still has things to atone for before Ellen will come back into the…

Agree with Sluworth. Jordhino, your comment makes little sense. If you can't enjoy the show for what it is, then don't watch it. Ooh, we need the gritty reality of nothing good or positive ever happening to the main characters or else the show is "fake."

Doyle is an expert cello player now???
How exactly does the puppetmaster know how to control Emma's hands so that they actually play a fucking tune on the cello? In reality, he can make her arms and fingers touch the instrument but unless he knows how to play, it wouldn't sound like real music. That's just Palin (aka…

ElDan, your comments betray a staggering level of douchiness.

These three movies suck ass: The Host (glad it's not on the main list, but some idiots have mentioned it). The Assassination of Jesse James (one of the stupidest and most boring movies ever. Being incredibly slow and boring does not make something good or "artistic". We should have learned this lesson with that crap…

Glee lacks any real, deep emotional resonance.
Therefore it cannot be the saddest show on television, although these reviews constantly battle the reviews for 30 Rock as the saddest reviews of any show on this site.

I agree totally with your disagreement with this review. The episode was snooze city. Bullshit overdone alcoholic drama? Really? Sleepless in Japan rom-com redux shit about two people destined to love but narrowly missing meeting each other until they inevitably do meet? Please name a single original thing about this…

Jesus, spare me the seeking to be victim syndrome. Each of these characters has flaws, therefore this show is misogynistic. You're way to focused on it. If a show has all deplorable male characters (like, say, Sopranos), it's misogynistic too, right? Keep crying.

I agree that this episode sucked. It was almost as bad as the pilot. Complete cheese and unbelievable developments. Artie is a dick. Fuck that guy. It's beyond ridiculous and completely dickish that he would react that way to Asian girl's confession. Also, all of the musical numbers in this episode were terrible.…