Is not dead. Locked in a room with a zombified version of the former worst person in Westeros, but not dead.

I'll remember this as this season where the people of Westeros collectively stopped giving a fuck about the laws and customs that have governed them for years.

House Arryn still survives!

Really a missed opportunity to not have Hot Pie appear behind Arya there.

It's not clear that that Jon is illegitimate - Rhaegar could have taken Lyanna as a second wife.

And his Dynasty!

That…would actually explain why the wights stopped chasing them.

Boy, a lot of shit is going to go down on the mainland before Euron finishes that fleet.

The North is seceding, so my guess is they can do whatever the hell they want.

As opposed to path everyone else is going down? Lotta unpleasant revenge plots going around.

Well, *a* Mad Queen.

Tough luck not running into anyone leaving King's Landing that wanted to discuss the biggest event in three hundred years of Westerosi history.

Okay, so everyone is making up their own rules of succession now, and why not.

Harsh burn on Ava Gardner.

Well, videos like this don't help.

Ben Affleck has strong, confusing thoughts about spoliation of evidence.

How did Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter not run away with this? He's Lincoln *plus* monster-killing skills.

I mean, I'm sure lots of people have seen Carter's kid by now.

*Former* Wonder Woman? The job comes with lifetime tenure.

The eyes may have been fresh, and yet it's still another damned story about an ahistorically noble Missouri bushwhacker. A massive conflict consumes the country, and yet Hollywood continues to pump out the same tired narrative.