Usually not a good sign when the characters start falling asleep in the middle of the episode.

Usually not a good sign when the characters start falling asleep in the middle of the episode.

There is an animated category, but Archer got screwed anyway.  Three episodes of The Simpsons, one of Futurama and one Family Guy, none of which contained as many laughs as the cold open of "Lo Scandalo."

There is an animated category, but Archer got screwed anyway.  Three episodes of The Simpsons, one of Futurama and one Family Guy, none of which contained as many laughs as the cold open of "Lo Scandalo."

So American Horror Story, then?

So American Horror Story, then?

This is going to present a real problem for the AV Club, isn't it?

This is going to present a real problem for the AV Club, isn't it?

Andrew Stanton will soon be sending you his script for John Carter 2.

Andrew Stanton will soon be sending you his script for John Carter 2.

Pretty sure this is a house course, and not taught for actual credit.

Pretty sure this is a house course, and not taught for actual credit.

He does stand alone.

He does stand alone.

"But that $4 billion figure is only going to shrink as more viewers abandon cable for a patchwork of streaming services."

"But that $4 billion figure is only going to shrink as more viewers abandon cable for a patchwork of streaming services."

The answer will be coming to your local toy aisles very soon.

The answer will be coming to your local toy aisles very soon.

Not in 2015 he ain't.  Unless he decides to let Marti Noxon direct Avengers 2.

Not in 2015 he ain't.  Unless he decides to let Marti Noxon direct Avengers 2.