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"In contemporary English, the word [chauvinism] has come to be used as shorthand for male chauvinism, a trend reflected in Merriam-Webster's Dictionary, which begins its entry on chauvinism with "an attitude that the members of your own sex are always better than those of the opposite sex."

At least he was funny.

Jamey Sheridan spent 3 years of flashbacks with Earth-2's least convincing wig.

They really blew their load by demoing it at NASA first.

If they can't get Maslany, they ought to consider the actress who plays Alison Hen-
fuck, I did it again.

So, who's up for some Trump/Cameron slash fic?

The snake joke at the end of last week's episode was one of its better gags; definitely appreciated the call back.

Body-swapping foursome? Where do I sign up?

If Noah criticizes the Gawkers of the internet in the same way Steward pounded on Fox News, I could see this working. Lord knows they do enough reprehensible, ridiculous bullshit to deserve a good calling out now and again.

"A Spear for Summer?" That's the name of my direwolf slash fic.

Killjoys has gone from "watchable while drunk" to "watchable while somewhat buzzed" over its run, at least. Continuum isn't really a SyFy show, anyway.

Childhood's End: starring Jarred from SubWay.

No, no, no. Invite people who owe you over to the scene of the crime under the premise of having a dinner party, cut the body up into neatly packaged pieces, and have each guest dispose of one piece in a different part of town.
Bonus points if they form a smiley face when viewed on a map.

I'll bang any race, colour, and creed, as demonstrated by sex tape A1 through A239.

Of course there'd be a science officer. He'd just be a consultant from SpaceLockheed there to make sure the new class of stealth anti-proton torpedoes are working properly.

That's nothing. After I put radio on the internet, sold out and got 1.2 billion dollars. Now, a few decades later, I've made it to 1.4 billion dollars. Yeah.

Oh, good. For a moment there, I thought they were running out of Starks to kill, maim, or generally abuse.

#ThanksObama

I don't know, a small part of me his hoping to see an explosion of "Kit Harrington looked particularly mopey today, what does that mean for Jon Snow?" articles every week or so. It's not quite schadenfreude, but it's close.

Tower of Joy would fit with the casting call a few weeks ago for a week of intense filming with the "best swordsman in Europe."