Seriously, never fucking forget. Which seems next to impossible for a country with institutional political amnesia every election cycle. One party tends to do shitty, terrible, ruinous things persistently whenever they're elected, and the other one tends to merely be an ineffectual clusterfuck, but ultimately…

Vanya on 42nd Street. My first introduction to her, and I was as instantly and completely ensorcelled by her as Wallace Shawn's Vanya.

Plumberduck: For me, yes, it's involuntary. As I think about what I just watched, I can mentally sand off some rough edges, but other fissures, upon reflection, can become too jagged, too incongruent to make work. And if there's something egregious (in my view) that doesn't work, it often undermines what remains.

Wait, a talent show gets hijacked…and only one lowly gaffer and former Navy Seal can save them! Steven Segal in; UNDER SIEGE 3: FIGHT THE ANTAGONISTS!

I audit what you did there.

My eyes! The 3-D glasses, they do nothing!

Space Ghost is probably a super-taster, in which case all of that shit tastes equally awful.

I guess I'm officially Off The Bus with this franchise, because I just cannot get my brain to commit to, parse and like this game.

Which is really a pretty canny move on her and her people's part. I think she did a terrible job hosting, but when I think about if for a moment longer, I realized that pretty much *everybody* does a terrible job hosting that show. It was a fairly "can't-lose" proposition.

And cocaine.

Plus him doing random shit between questions like shuffling and dealing out an imaginary deck of cards. Hader was this week's saving grace.

"Right turn, Clyde"

I had NO idea Miss MacLaine had it like that until I stumbled across Artists and Models one night. Young Shirley MacLaine was, like, the cutest thing ever. Wow!

I can flare my nostrils THIS wide!

Simmons was probably being tased by the Secret Service detail while Mr. Obama was on about women's sports.

There's no way the bombshell milf in the tight dress I saw on Conan last night billing herself as Megan Mullally is the same woman as the one in those ads. I refuse to believe it! She must be, like, sacrificing vrigins or something at this point.

P'shaw!

I listened to it. Marc is fine throughout the interview. What's your fear? He does come about one question more away from, "Dude, STILL with the stripper questions?", but I think Marc comes at it from enough angles that's it's neither sensational, or irritable to DC, who must be beyond sick of answering those…

Keep what?

I loved Cheryl belly laughing at Krieger's plan to divide up the body while everyone else is horrified, lol.