I heart Jennifer Charles' embodiment-of-sex vocal stylings.

Lmao, I love Patton, but my friend is fond of calling what he tends to produce, "The sound of insanity". I usually love what he does, but I completely recognize that he's often too much for most.

I don't feel like GTA is a dated concept, but I find myself cynical about the game all the same. I watched the trailer and thought to myself, 'Great. Nice city-simulator', but I noticed the dude mentions his family. If I have to spend 40+ hours listen to some guy angst about his family and his children, I'm going to…

He also plays against type as a sophisticated con-artist in the David Mamet film, The Spanish Prisoner.

They'd interview everyone involved with the game in the week leading up to its release, then take a dump on its proverbial chest with the F-style review.

He could interview Will Arnett, and like the 30 Rock gag, the episode would just be a persistent, low-frequency hum.

That river of arms image still haunts.

Man, I never win anything!

Well that'll learn me to refresh before I post! The Politest Unregistered Comm beat me to the "Russian accent" joke.

Gallagher

I am the 99%!

@avclub-fbefa505c8e8bf6d46f38f5277fed8d6:disqus: Well that's certainly putting the cart before the horse.

I couldn't even bring myself to finish the first game. I'd just finished playing Gears, and I couldn't get past the fact that I felt Uncharted had way, *way* too much gunplay, with gunplay mechanics that stunk, particularly in the post-Gears glow. Cut down on the gunplay and the Gauntletesque, offscreen, non-stop…

STOP CALLING ME!

Yeah, the grail doesn't differentiate between good or evil, that one guy just chose the wrong grail from which to drink. It was taking the grail beyond the seal that caused the temple's destruction, not the character of the characters loitering in its lobby.

That's some fucked up shit right there.

The swelling will have gone down by now.

"Shelley Long was hot, though"

I like mine extra crispy!

Everybody: "TheDownfallofAdventuresicle!"