I'm in Toronto! Yet I have never heard or seen this place, ever in my life. Maybe I do live in Mars…

I'm in Toronto! Yet I have never heard or seen this place, ever in my life. Maybe I do live in Mars…

I'm glad I've never heard of IHOP then.

I'm glad I've never heard of IHOP then.

He was incredibly attractive in Crazy, Stupid, Love. I certainly enjoyed it more than Ryan Gosling's weird abs. I like Gosling's face, just not his abs. They freak me out.

He was incredibly attractive in Crazy, Stupid, Love. I certainly enjoyed it more than Ryan Gosling's weird abs. I like Gosling's face, just not his abs. They freak me out.

Clearly I've lost my ability to scroll. Dammit E! Canada…hopefully I'll catch the rerun (I think it still exists…)

Clearly I've lost my ability to scroll. Dammit E! Canada…hopefully I'll catch the rerun (I think it still exists…)

What the hell happened tonight? I tune in ten minutes late and then all I get is a ten minute commercial break and then Chelsea Lately.

What the hell happened tonight? I tune in ten minutes late and then all I get is a ten minute commercial break and then Chelsea Lately.

Seriously. That is literally all I know about this film: Scottish people.

Seriously. That is literally all I know about this film: Scottish people.

I hate how headlines keep hijacking the conversation. Oh look! Red text! READ IT! It has nothing to do with the article, BUT CLICK IT DAMMIT.

I hate how headlines keep hijacking the conversation. Oh look! Red text! READ IT! It has nothing to do with the article, BUT CLICK IT DAMMIT.

I put way too much hope into it when I first read that it would be the next Buffy. Expectations did not align with reality. It's not something I'd put effort into watching.

I put way too much hope into it when I first read that it would be the next Buffy. Expectations did not align with reality. It's not something I'd put effort into watching.

How did that conversation go from Futurama's "terrible humour" to dick jokes and performance issues??  Does. Not. Make. Sense.

How did that conversation go from Futurama's "terrible humour" to dick jokes and performance issues??  Does. Not. Make. Sense.

Seeing that 500 Days of Britta made me look up my favourite fan trailers.

Seeing that 500 Days of Britta made me look up my favourite fan trailers.