This movie is good. Failed neversies.

An antihero is someone who does heroic deeds while maintaining attitudes and behaviors contrary to those of a conventional hero (intrepid, unsullied savior types).

*bites Archmage in half*

@madbeatnk

Wouldn't Rasputin's final 24 hours cold open halfway through his very lengthy assassination?

Jackoff Smirnoff!
Where are you when we need you?

Who's gonna register "Girlcock"?

Jackoff Smirnoff is timely and unambitious, and I, for one, respect that.

Hacky jokes get a pass. "Fail" stuff is okay. Plus one minus one = invisible comment.

Re: Variations on "I Can't Listen to Nevermind." Lighten up, you sad bastards.

Welcome to the culture, Dumb. Very few do not have CancerAIDS at this point. You may as well submit to infection and learn to find peace and fulfillment WITH (not despite) your diagnosis.

I guess I do! Vindicated!

Ah, the well-remarked-upon silence of Italian men.

So…
…did they turn a mic on and go all have a mineral water around the corner? Where's this silence from? Apartment bathroom? Car interior? Fucking outer space? Am I the only one burdened with these weighty existential concerns?

Muse were a lot better when they were Of Montreal.

What? No. Like really big explosions make a sound. There's a threshold.

@Terry1