This seems apropos, even after all these years.  http://www.youtube.com/watc…

This seems apropos, even after all these years.  http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Your dad's dead.

Your dad's dead.

It's hard to tell when you're in character from when you're being sincere.

It's hard to tell when you're in character from when you're being sincere.

Just generally, it's cool to see punk rock being actually dangerous and subversive instead the soundtrack to white kids' freshmen year of high school.  Here's hoping they get off without jail time.

Just generally, it's cool to see punk rock being actually dangerous and subversive instead the soundtrack to white kids' freshmen year of high school.  Here's hoping they get off without jail time.

Everytime I see a picture of Russell Brand with his mouth open, I hear him making some horrible, cacophonous, English as shit "YYYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAGH, OI!" noise.

Everytime I see a picture of Russell Brand with his mouth open, I hear him making some horrible, cacophonous, English as shit "YYYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAGH, OI!" noise.

Get off my lawn.

Get off my lawn.

Girl Talk got popular right when I was a freshmen in college, and the vast majority of my freshmen year friends who listened to him and obsessed over him were boring people who never bothered to develop musical interests until it was fashionable to do so.  I figured the whole thing would blow over in like a month or…

Girl Talk got popular right when I was a freshmen in college, and the vast majority of my freshmen year friends who listened to him and obsessed over him were boring people who never bothered to develop musical interests until it was fashionable to do so.  I figured the whole thing would blow over in like a month or…

There's gotta be some broke ass DJ that makes BWU noises who's got his head in his hands saying "I was so fucking close to coming up with "wubwubwub."  SO. FUCKING. CLOSE."

There's gotta be some broke ass DJ that makes BWU noises who's got his head in his hands saying "I was so fucking close to coming up with "wubwubwub."  SO. FUCKING. CLOSE."

According to how the wealthy live, 22 million is not that much, but given my lifetime so far of living in dark, garden apartments and eating noodles twice a day with discount light beer, I would go broke onnnn… *rapidly hits calculator keys* June 21st, 2449.

According to how the wealthy live, 22 million is not that much, but given my lifetime so far of living in dark, garden apartments and eating noodles twice a day with discount light beer, I would go broke onnnn… *rapidly hits calculator keys* June 21st, 2449.

I run through this exact sequence in my mind literally on a daily basis.

I run through this exact sequence in my mind literally on a daily basis.